Short bio!

I don't often talk about myself, but hey, I've become a politician. So let's talk about me today!

If I had to sum it up in one sentence, I would say that I’m among the most unlikely politicians you will ever meet.

For starters, I live off disability benefits in a supportive housing complex due to multiple invisible disabilities, including chronic pain, after spending five years homeless. I’m extremely introverted and reserved by nature, so I avoid loud places teeming with people. I struggle with public speaking due to a malformed jaw and I’m hardly photogenic due to multiple craniofacial malformations. I’m a proud college dropout and I’ve been refractory to authority since I was a child. Moreover, I’m so alienated by politics that I’ve never cast a vote in my entire life.

Don’t get the wrong idea: I’m not telling you not to vote for me, quite the contrary. If you’re tired of entitled career politicians buying their seats with their pedigree, if you seek a self-made candidate who’s overcome adversity and stands out as bold and authentic, look no further! Because what you see is what you get.

What do people say about me? I’m known for my incisive opinions and snarky sense of humour. I have a reputation for being nice and quiet—until people step on my toes. And whatever I do in life, I fake it ’till I make it.

So here’s my resume. I became a professional software developer without a degree after teaching myself computer programming as a teenager—which in the profession is a badge of honour. I had to quit this line of work altogether after a few years because I couldn’t handle 50-70 hour shifts every week due to my poor constitution, otherwise I’d still be earning a comfortable living writing software.

Hence started my downward spiral which eventually led to homelessness. It took five years to get back on my feet but I’m among the rare few who emerged stronger because of it. I volunteered for Our Place Society for about three years to help fellow unhoused residents of this city, and I learned to navigate the system all on my own because it wasn’t forthcoming in offering the help I needed.

Nowadays I’m a community advocate and activist embracing any good cause. I hang out with groups as disparate as the Victoria Cannabis Buyers Club, the Victoria Tenants Union, and Elbows Up Victoria. To be honest, I do it in part because it’s healthy for a chronic pain patient to remain active, even a disabled one; it keeps the mind off the pain. And hey, why not do some good around while I’m at it.

Another hobby of mine is to self-teach how to navigate the legal system. I’ve become confident enough to take the City of Victoria and the Office of the Information and Privacy Commissioner to the BC Supreme Court all on my own. I’ve also helped a few unhoused residents of this city engage in legal recourse against the municipality, including with human rights complaints which are my speciality.

Oh, you wonder whether I have any real hobbies? Good question. When I’m not rocking the boat, I like reading on a multitude of topics, like medicine to self-medicate, mathematics for computer programming, or strategy games like chess, go, and mahjong. I’m also into writing; I even wrote a spicy book on activism and the law. I teach myself foreign languages, like Japanese because I’m into manga, anime, J-pop, and JRPGs like Final Fantasy. By the way, did I tell you that I like teaching myself stuff? Just saying.

So why municipal politics? Because as a community advocate I’m tired of begging the powers that be to dig a well; I mean to compel them to do it from within. As the saying goes: If you can’t beat them, join them. And why not? My favourite computer game in the old days was SimCity 2000. Granted, I wasn’t dreaming of becoming a politician when I was a kid, but then neither was I dreaming of becoming a legal advocate, a radical activist, or a volunteer for the homeless. I intend to fake it ’till I make it once more, and don’t expect business as usual once I sit on the council!

I actually wrote an article on what voters want in 2026, which is far beyond the scope of SimCity 2000!

See my platform, which includes a detailed plan to relieve the pressure on Pandora Avenue.

MARTIN GIRARD FOR VICTORIA MUNICIPAL COUNCIL!

Let's solve our problems instead of sweeping them away!

I’ve spent years advocating for the marginalized and disenfranchised of this city. Now it’s your turn, to lend me your support by electing me to the Victoria municipal council this October.

Homelessness tops the concerns of the electorate, alongside housing and cost of living. Well, I used to be homeless for five years, and I've been barely scraping by living off disability benefits in a supportive housing complex for the past four years, so I feel your pain alright!

Everybody in town agrees that our past municipal council's approach to homelessness has resulted in disaster. How about putting someone with lived experience in charge? I've got a plan to address homelessness, housing affordability, high cost of living, and public safety all at once, by investing in social services instead of criminalizing poverty.

Have a look at the back for platform highlights, including homelessness, housing and rental protection, accountability, fiscal responsibility, and the environment!

Platform highlights:

Stop the sweeps!
Proven solutions to end homelessness instead of vain enforcement, and accommodation for those reduced to impossible compliance. See my 10-point plan to relieve the pressure on Pandora Avenue for details.

Sound drug policy:
I'm a proud supporter of the Victoria Cannabis Buyers Club. High-potency medical cannabis products are an off-ramp for hard drug users. See my harm reduction primer for solutions to end the drug overdose crisis and set users on a path to recovery.

Transparency and accountability:
Let's abolish the culture of secrecy at City Hall, open council meetings, disclose sensitive records in the public interest, and foster a respectful workplace environment for municipal employees. Never again an SD61 school board scandal!

No property tax raises:
Indeed, no property tax raises for the next term. Let's spend our budget responsibly instead of splurging on ventures like the ill-fated Centennial Square Revitalization Project.

Stop the demovictions!
No more permit approvals for projects that displace seniors and low-income residents to replace affordable housing units with market rental suites which they cannot afford.

Transition to renewable energy:
Our rooftoops go to waste. Let's turn this municipality into a renewable energy powerhouse to wean off fossil fuels, and build green rooftops to temperate our urban microclimate.

Commitment to human rights:
Let's honour our commitments to inclusivity and our obligations under human rights law and international treaties, and forge a partnership with First Nations based on mutual respect.

A representative that listens:
I'd rather meet with my constituents in person than hide behind an opaque consultation process. Boots on the ground instead of tone-deaf governance from an office at City Hall.

More details on my campaign website: https://martingirardforvictoriacouncil.ca/
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